Bathroom horror as python grabs man’s genitals while he sits on the loo

One can’t begin to imagine the horror of being in the position of the man who sat on the loo and felt something sharp latch on to his member:

Reflexively, he reached down with his hand, and, horror of horrors, discovered that “he had caught hold of the head of a huge snake that had clamped its jaws around his privates.”

“The 38-year-old immediately screamed for his wife and began fighting the serpent — which refused to let go of his member.”

And a horrific, frantic, blood-soaked struggle between man and python ensued.

Talk about a man’s worst nightmare come true!