One can’t begin to imagine the horror of being in the position of the man who sat on the loo and felt something sharp latch on to his member:
Reflexively, he reached down with his hand, and, horror of horrors, discovered that “he had caught hold of the head of a huge snake that had clamped its jaws around his privates.”
“The 38-year-old immediately screamed for his wife and began fighting the serpent — which refused to let go of his member.”
And a horrific, frantic, blood-soaked struggle between man and python ensued.
Talk about a man’s worst nightmare come true!