‘Swamp King Trump’ may use ‘Polluter Pruitt’ to fire ‘Citizen Mueller’

From The Hill:

Since President Trump revels in the use of nicknames, it is time to warn the nation that it now appears the president, who should be nicknamed “Swamp King Trump,” has floated Scott Pruitt, who should be nicknamed “Polluter Pruitt,” to replace the attorney general that Trump nicknamed “Mr. Magoo” — Jeff Sessions.

Pruitt would then have the power to fire Robert Mueller, who should simply be referred to as “Citizen Mueller.” Trump denies he plans to replace Sessions with Pruitt, but many of his denials have been proven false in the past.

There are two critically important points to be made here. The first is that Swamp King Trump almost certainly intends to fire Citizen Mueller because he is terrified about what Mueller will soon do. The second is that Polluter Pruitt is one of the leading candidates for the dubious honor of being the worst official to serve in any administration in modern American history.

Warning to Republicans who support Swamp King Trump and Polluter Pruitt at all costs: You are now in danger of losing the midterm elections by margins that will be remembered for 100 years.

From the moment he became president until today, Swamp King Trump has waged the most aggressive attack against justice in America of any president in the history of the nation.

He has threatened, attacked, berated, insulted or fired a long list of officials at the Department of Justice (DOJ) and attempted to use the DOJ as a legal weapon against those he treats like political enemies. Even Richard Nixon never put American justice under such an aggressive and sustained attack.

Swamp King Trump is running a government that is a festival of greed, ethical failures and scandals that makes Hillary Clinton look like an angel by comparison. America’s greatest presidents must be looking down from heaven with outrage and disgust.

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